A page in a blog.

steph--spent (9:03:05 AM): you were far away, making it an adventure. i trusted you to some extent, was attracted to you because you were intelligent, but mostly because I didn't know if you were going to be kind to me or an asshole from day to day and that excited me more than anything. you were emotionaly unavaible. I guess I also knew you'd never love me and id just become a line in a poem or a page in a blog.

The following videos are the two funniest things I've seen in a long time, and deserve their very own blog entry.