Nocturnal Emission.

I'm enjoying tumblr quite a bit these days.

http://kevinscampoli.tumblr.com

I've awoken from Literary Slumber, and I'm done with gimmicks for a while.

Oranges and Milk.

We Hit & Run - 09/24/2010 - Oranges and Milk.

• Swiss Miss: Worlds collide as a female representative of New York City's radio elite makes an in-studio appearance on We Hit & Run. Carrying tales of death, shit pics, marriage troubles, and much more, Swiss Miss enters the RKR world of talk programming.

• Dix Pix III: Last week Kevin made the first time confession of sending his brother, Jim of Jim & Them, a picture of his dick. This week, Jim is in studio for answers concerning the situation.

• Scarecrow Relaunch: Kevin and Scarecrow recap, line by line, the confessions made in their latest Relaunch Video, elaborating upon and discussing the most personal aspects and stories of their life.

Dick Pics!, Shit Pics!, Greatest Youtube Discovery!, Animal Abuse!, Swiss Miss!, Jim of Jim & Them!, 11 Hour Energy!, Teddy Bear Abuse!, 2 Week Dick Bandage!, Robbing Scarecrow's Grandfather!, Ron and Fez!, Bronx Johnny!, Pepper Hicks!, Baby Jesus Thievery!, Balls Massage!, Microwaved Orange!

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Practical.

I've been accepted into the limited entry Practical Nursing program starting this fall. I didn't expect to make it in until next fall, as I've only had 26 volunteer hours and I hadn't taken my English class for more selection points before the April 1 cut off. My score on the TEAS exam must've turned somebody's head, or maybe my mother was right-- they're looking for males in the field.

The PN orientation is on my birthday.

It couldn't be set up more perfectly. I'm taking the accelerated CNA program in the Summer (must be taken before or concurrent to your first PN semester), then I'm starting the PN program a month after. All of the PN classes, starting with its second semester, begin in the A.M., which gives me ample time to find a night job as a CNA.

When I set the goals six months ago, and took my first "placement exams" because I didn't have a high school diploma, I didn't expect them to be so quickly obtained.

My first semester was 13 credits, and all of the classes are from the Practical Nursing program.

PSY -- A+
Human Body -- A
Human Body Lab -- A
English -- B

THEN, if a baby does come in February, I'll be better off than most every parent I've ever met. The MIATA is close! Oh, wait, the baby thing. FINE, a mini coop.

Things are doing things that are happening.

BLOGGER EXCLUSIVE TWEET.

... How appropriate that my license arrives on my first day of class as I update this from my new Netbook.