I worship celebrities.

I turn the women of my life into personal celebrities. During the process, I loathe them (because they are regular)... so  that years later I can worship them.

I put "The" in front of women's names.

It's all very healthy.

I can find paralells of that in other aspects of my life. Most of the music I sometimes play on We Hit & Run had to go through the same loathing process as the women I sometimes call on We Hit & Run.