I've finally started decorating myself since losing the weight. Who would've thought a tee shirt could look cool?

Is that not the coolest shirt you've ever seen? C'mon. How obnoxious.

In the past I'd find three shirts I like, and interchange them as sporadically as possible (sometimes in the middle of parties).

I may be all the way up to SEVEN shirts I like.

... I know.

It's fun to wear the most outlandish, socially acceptable pieces of fashoin possible. Nobody should be wearing animal-style shutter shades while ordering some In N' Out.

Make yourself look stupid and express yourself.