The one line review of Transformers

... from Literary Slumber.

Every aspect of every scene not involving Shia Labeouf or John Turturro was mind-numbingly, offensively dumbing. "

Or...

(I'm Megatron!) Are ya? "

Words will never explain my man-crush on this stud.
(My one-line review of Shia Labeouf)


CARDBOARD CITY REP.