The Victory Show.

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We Hit And Run - 09/26/2008 - Victory.

• The Victory Show: It has been over a year in the making, and it is finally here. Kevin has survived probation, and is providing the We Hit & Run listeners and three new syndicates the only-censored-once tell-all. It's as close as we're gonna get to closure on the Storm Chronicles.

• Anthony Saunders: The Dean Dawg makes his first on-air appearance in weeks.

• Joe Lowers: Stand-up, prop comic/hack Joe Lowers showed his drawing power this past week... on the stage that he stole from Real Kid Radio. Hear the Joe Lowers story here!

Jim of Jim And Them!, Hardkore Jeff!, Jake of Jim And Them!, Comedypipe.com!, Weezy Blog!, Joe Lowers!, Victory!, Fatface!, Michael Jackson!, Baby Heroes!, Baby Villains!, Burn After Reading!, Choke!, Probation!, Court!

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We Hit & Run - The Sha Chronicles, Volume 1.

We Hit & Run - The Sha Chronicles, Volume 1.

It's the most drama-filled story in We Hit & Run history. The love triangle that began in California on the episode of We Hit & Run entitled 'California'.

There's dirty talk, lies, A+ production, confrontation, and real-life sexual intercourse.

It begins in January of 2008, and continues to the present. Follow the SHA saga from beginning to perceived end on this very special We Hit & Run clip-show.

Minerva.

My bottom lip feels like Margaret Thatcher's cunt.

http://www.thecowardbrothers.com/

"This is the light of the mind."

As I was going through trinkets and things to include in my package for Sharon, I stumbled upon my first hardcover "journal", a book from the end of 2006 that I thought was gone to me. I honestly forgot this thing existed, all I remembered were some of the more important drawings and of course the re-written works inked inside. There's Polaroids of her, the baby, and a lot of little ramblings that appear to have been written by a different person (even the ones by me).

I think I'll include some of the more pathetic parts at the bottom of this entry.

I've lost 12 pounds in the last 11 or so days- this time not through phoney depression or a form of starvation. I'm actually eating right and exercising. Though I can't see this being a permanent lifestyle change. I eat well for a while so that I can eat shitty for a longer while. I guess it's self-preservation, me and my Whoppers.

Sharon is coming to Vegas in October, I am really excited about it. She's very different than any of the girls I typically go for. She isn't a sad-ass.

"41327" (code for 04/13/2007 I assume)
And just like that I am back
at the house. Things are over with
an overwhelming exclamation point.
I do not miss her as of this word,
but I fear what time is going to
do to me. I'll forget how awful our
relationship was and the disdain with
which she treated me. I'l remember
"the beginning" and use her pregnancy
as an excuse for our recent
troubles (which actually add up to more
than half of our actual relationship).
I know this will happen, yet I
cannot avoid it.
Should I fight for my baby?
Will she swallow lysol?
Some questions read oddly while written.
I should save money & prepare for Rosemary.
Or atleast for "the battle of Rosemary."

- (signature)

I get excited at the thought of a new lover.

(shitty face drawing)

This stuff is silly to relive. But the line about "forgetting how awful everything was" has been in my head since I wrote that. Stuff like this is interesting to me, I probably wrote all of this shit knowing that it'd end up public. Without my handwriting, it's a little less embarrassing.

On the next page I have quotes from Chels, a checklist (Fix Bank Acct, Buy New Shoes, etc), and thoughts on my new (at the time) overnight shift.

I cleaned the entire room "yesterday" and set up the
bassinet pack n' play. Everything looks great.

That thing sat in the room for a while. There's some really pathetic quotes that will never see the light of day. I really had no idea of the true situation during that first month. I had no idea of any new relationships/engagements, the fact that I'd be in jail within' three weeks, or any of it. Considering all of this, it's even more interesting to see the information for obtaining my G.E.D outlined on the next page, and less interesting- a list of "careers".

"I can't touch this anymore."

I think that's the last thing I wrote. Earlier in the book is a "SAHD" page (Stay At Home Dad). It should just say "lazy prick". There's some phone numbers I might use for the show, an original Heroes drinking game, and a lot of letters to eachother.

Dear Kevin - you have just drawn on my postcard, very unartistically. Didnt your mother teach you not to draw on valuables, such as walls? I am supposing you make me laugh more than any other person, so I cant blame you for being so strange. You are drawing a photograph of (fatface) which is a horrible likeness to (some guy) sitting next to me. Lastnight you were so cute in your exhaustion. I want to see you like that everynight. Let us see, let us see. Love, your wife.

There's another entire page from 02/12/2007 called "Falserhood" which is very telling. Though I'll probably just save that, and post the sonnet that came of it.

Sonnet I.
How do I become a hat wearing man?
Can I buy an after market male head?
I've been dressed in a hood by a woman-
Now I help those in need to be spoonfed.
Trust and fun traded for daughter and son?
Happily! Even w/ hood over eyes.
For trust and fun will naturally come
as her and I grow- even growing blond.
Me comparing clowns to some old hat
is like comparing clowns to their balloons.
Though they all turn hair stand, standing, and stood
Only one can stay retired 'til noon.
We all know earthquakes do not create homes
Unless they have ten fingers and ten toes.

I still dig that, the iambic pentameter made that shit take a week.

Anyway, I figured I'd document this unexpected discovery. It still gives me a bit of a queasy feeling, but that's based on the legal garbage. That stuff always makes me nervous to think about.

08/09/2008 - She Was Your Biggest Fan + Scarecrow Aftershow.

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We Hit & Run - 08/09/2008 - She Was Your Biggest Fan.

Love Goes, The End: Sha makes what could be her final appearance on We Hit & Run. Drama ensues, erupts.

Foreskin Restoration: It is not the baby's choice when they get circumsized... now these babies are growing up and "fixing" themselves... with pictures... and videos...

Survival Instincts: The partial debut of We Hit & Run's conversational adventure. The scenario is presented, and the story evolves from there.

Disappearing Bees!, Shorty K!, Jim of Jim & Them!, Scarecrow!, Spam!, Demo Voting!, Albert Einstein!, Nudity!, Power Rangers!, We Hit & Run On The Cunts and Bitches!

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The first Scarecrow We Hit & Run after show has been recorded! Featuring an interview with Sha, a dropping of the 'N' bomb, and an appearance from Kevin! Tune in on Talk Shoe after We Hit & Run for the weekly Scarecrow After Show!

07/19/2008 - The Mile Run + Aftershow + Nudes.

We Hit & Run - 07/19/2008 - The Mile Run.

The State Of We Hit & Run: Having surpassed one year of broadcasting, Kevin and Anthony review the past and preview the feature- featuring input from the owner of Aero 97.1.



Mile Run: As an ode to high schoolers across America, and to kick off his training for the boxing showdown with CB Radio's Casey Andreen, Kevin Scampoli runs the Rocky mile.

Hardkore Jeff on You Tube / Kib's Nudity: By the end of this broadcast, Hardkore Jeff ill acquire a new stage-name and We Hit & Run will receive multiple pictures of nudity. How? Why?



Hardkore Jeff!, Vagina!, Kib!, California!, Sha!, Lil Zaro!, Brad Trammell!, Dunking Booth!, Jim of Jim & Them, Mary Bell!, Haro!, Elephant Tattoo!, Diet Anthony Green!, Pig Vocals!, Boxing!, Prizefighter!

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We Hit & Run were urged to do an after show by the live listeners. As they were attempting to find a suitable topic, they were abruptly interrupted by an extremely wasted friend of the show.

Jim of Jim & Them proceeded to degrade a small child on the phone, belittle The Dark Knight, and rap some Jay Z.

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NSFW: Here are the nudes from tonight's show.

Kib 1 | 2

Jeff 1

I'm Waiting For My Man...

... was sung way better by Anthony.

I'm very proud of this first year introspective I made.

I usually only update this when I feel down, in hopes of spreading the feeling to the small amount of people who still might read it.

However, right now, I feel very... different. I guess forgiving could be one of the words.

Over the last year I've gotten "unnaturally" into Lil Wayne ("unnaturally" defining the amount of interest for a white kid from Boston). My fear of the police relates to his hatred for the police.

I'm remembering why I loved Elvis Costello so much. Youtube is exploding with a lot of rare performances of the deeper tracks, and it's helping to return 'that' feeling to me.



I love that video, because it shows that he really hasn't changed at all. When I saw him in 2004, it was the same man. That song is called "I'm Not Angry", probably the simplest little 2-3 minute track he's ever done... yet in typical live EC fashion, he drags one line out to fit the length of the entire track. It's still his voice, of any album and year, that makes it.

Lil Wayne sampled an Elvis Costello song. Well, sampled a song EC covered- but its save to say that EC's version was the definitive recording. It is the most relevant song to this journal entry and the last year, but I'm not even gonna post it.

I dont feel comfortable putting anything in writing anymore. Well, atleast for the next few months. I'd much rather speak my way into trouble, as I'm more proud of my voice than I ever was of my writing. Though I still read the pieces in my "MYSPACE BLOG"(how awesome), and I wonder how those ever came out of me. I don't think I can write that anymore.

I'd rather be funny anyway.

Speaking of anyway, nobody got 3k out of me. It was pretty close, and I even hinted that they should take action for the rest of it. What an idiot I was. Will I ever know why they lied about that exchange? Told me outright one thing, then did the other. I never ran a 5k either.

I think I'm doing a mile run for the show. Why does that seem like a funny bit to me?

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White Guy Punches White Guy.